Esteemed members of Congress, Supreme
Court, fellow Americans, etc. Welcome to my fifth State of the Union
speech. Sorry, Mitch McConnell. The combined efforts of the
Republican-generated voter suppression laws, the Chamber of Commerce,
the NRA, and the Citizens United money plus your party's
obstructionism on just about everything that could have helped speed
the recovery – it just wasn't enough to prevent my second term.
In this speech. I am once again going
to demonstrate that I have learned absolutely nothing about the
tactics and strategies of my opponents in Congress by my appeals to
their concern for the common good.
I am once again going to layout a very
modest middle-of-the-road agenda that doesn't stand a snowball's
chance in hell of passing in the Republican-controlled House or in
the still-filibuster-wracked Senate. Thanks a lot, Harry Reid –
what did you actually accomplish with filibuster reform? With great
foresight, I predict that John Boehner seated behind me on my left
will not rise once for a standing ovation to anything I'm about to
say.
I am once again going to show that I
have bought into the nonsense about deficit reduction being the most
important problem facing America today. This at a time when 14
million Americans are “officially” unemployed , an additional 10
million underemployed and 4 million discouraged workers who would
like to work but have not looked for a job in more than a year. For
you knuckle draggers that don't believe in science and possibly math:
that adds up to 28 million unemployed or underemployed. As any fool
knows, deficit-driven-austerity does not create jobs in a climate
like this.
Nah, I changed my mind. I won't do
that. I'll give a real state of the union speech instead.
On the domestic front, we have 28
million unemployed or underemployed. Meanwhile, the Americans Job
Act is still awaiting passage in Congress. Twenty percent of
America's children live in poverty. Overall nearly 50 millionAmericans – about one in six – are living below the poverty level.
To speak of austerity and a long-term deficit problem now is, quite
frankly, obscene. (Take a look at Europe and see how “well”
their austerity programs are working out.) What is needed instead is
a massive public works program to repair the nation's crumbling
infrastructure and to improve the quality of our schools. We need to
help states hire more teachers, firemen and police. And we need to
stop talking about cutting the food stamp program or the aid to
families with dependent children. I'd suggest that any Congressman
who thinks our support of the vulnerable in our society is excessive
live on $14,500/year (allowing for two weeks' vacation or sick time,
this the salary at the national minimum wage). Do this for a couple
of years and we could reduce the national debt some. Maybe you can
send your wife or husband out to work and rake in a total of $29,000.
Then you can live high off the hog like those “welfare queens”
your ilk despise and ridicule. Of course, you'd need to find some
way of taking care of the kids while you both were at work. That
will cost you some. So maybe it won't be so heavenly.
I've said I want to have gun control
legislation passed quickly. The NRA, that mouthpiece for arms
dealers, has filled the airwaves with fear and lies. Contrary to the
ravings of the NRA spokesman, no one will “kick in your doors”
to take your guns away. No one is talking about repealing that
outdated Second Amendment passed at a time when you had to reload
your powder after every shot and intended clearly to apply to a
well-regulated militia. Universal background checks are pretty much
supported universally. Heh-heh. But a ban on assault weapons, high
capacity magazines, armor-piercing bullets must be part of the
overall reform or we will not be moving towards a solution to the
issue of gun violence. Congress, and this includes you Democrats
from Red States and Harry Reid: get the damned bill for a vote to
the floor and vote for it. Otherwise I will actively campaign
against you in the next primary.
As for making it easier for people to
vote, it's not just the vote-discouraging long lines we need to
address. We need to fight the coordinated effort to disenfranchise
voters seen in the last election. There is nothing more undemocratic
than to deny people the right to vote. Voter suppression laws and
the legislators and governors who promulgate them will be prosecuted
to the full extent of the law. And don't even think about repealing
the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
On immigration reform, if a
comprehensive package is not on my desk in 30 days, I will (a) issue
executive orders to make the path to citizenship immediately easier
for all immigrants and (b) send Congress my own proposal. .
On entitlement programs may need a tweak here and there but we will generate signifcant savings by gaining the right to negotiate Medicare drug prices with pharmaceutical companies. Overall Americans spend close to $3 trillion/yr on health care. About one in ten of our health dollars goes for prescription drugs ($300 billion). If we all could reduce the cost of drugs by 1/3 by negotiating with pharmaceutical companies, that would save about $100 billion/year - much of which would result in savings to Medicare.
Regarding the “sequester” and the
“debt limit”, let's be frank. We manufactured these false crises
ourselves. If Republicans play their brinksmanship game on the debt
ceiling, it will have a major effect on the recovery and the markets
and do nothing but damage the credit and faith in the ability of the
United States to pay its debts. The money that is being spent has
already been approved. To threaten to not pay our debts is childish
and asinine.
About the only good thing in the
“sequester” is the reduction in military spending. Our
overbloated and unnecessary military budget is greater than that of the next 13 or 14 nations combined. Let me repeat that – greater
than that of the next 13 or 14 nations combined. Fully,
41% of all military spending in the world is by the United States.
If you're worried about the effect on jobs, lets put this useless
spending to better use in repairs to infrastructure, new energy
sources, medical research, and education.
To
the climate change deniers, pull your heads out of your asses. We
need a comprehensive program to develop alternative energy sources,
increase energy efficiency in all aspects of our lives, and create
meaningful mass transit and intelligent energy grids throughout the
country. Oh yeah, and how about some serious research into nuclear
fusion reactors. That should take care of our clean energy needs for
the forerseeable future. We also need to begin preparations for
engineering solutions to prevent coastal cities from being swamped by
rising waters by mid-century. These efforts would be a good
alternate use for the military budget.
There's a lot to do in the area of
foreign affairs. I need Chuck Hagel as my secretary of defense. His
appointment should not be blocked just because he has a reasonable
position on Iraq, Iran and the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.
With any luck, I can do something to earn my admittedly premature
Nobel Peace Prize – maybe by supporting a balanced approach to the
Israeli-Palestinian Peace Process such as that promulgated by
Americans For Peace Now, the rational alternative to AIPAC.
Securing nuclear weapons so that they
don't fall into the hands of terrorists is good; dismantling and
destroying all of them would be better. I don't think they have use
even to stop asteroids or meteors from hitting the Earth (too
unpredictable what the final effect would be) but we can keep a few
around for that purpose. Heck, there are more than 15,000 nuclear warheads ready for use around the world. Let's save maybe 5 of
them for asteroids or meteors.
I am really going to shut down Gitmo
this time around. Stop whining. These guys have been imprisoned for
12 freaking years. What could they possibly know about Al Qaeda's
current state of affairs? I am going to stop the drone attacks and
restore all the liberties taken from Americans by the grotesquely
named PATRIOT Act. Finally, all our troops will be out of
Afghanistan within 6 months.
Well, it's getting late and I know you
all want to get to bed. Just be sure to turn in before Marc Rubio
delivers the Republican response.
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